Problem Solved: Bryan Fischer Just Fixed Islamic Terrorism for Good

In the wake of the terrorist attack in Manhattan yesterday that killed 8 people, Bryan Fischer, in his infinite wisdom, has single-handedly simplified “extreme vetting” and solved our Islamic terrorism problem for good. His solution? Just ask people if they’re interested in implementing Sharia Law in the US. If they say yes then you don’t let them in. Problem solved. Why didn’t we think of that?

For more answers to the problems facing America, I suggest you follow Bryan so he can drop his wisdom onto your twitter feed regularly. If you do, you’ll get more useful tidbits like these:

The hits never end. Bryan Fischer is always good for a chuckle or a white-knuckle rage-induced tirade, depending on how you handle this type of lunacy.


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Kevin Davis

Kevin Davis is the head writer and editor for SecularVoices, co-founder of Young Skeptics, and author of Understanding an Atheist. He is known for local and national secular activism and has spoken at conferences and events such as Reason Rally 2016 and the Ark Encounter Protest and Rally.

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4 thoughts on “Problem Solved: Bryan Fischer Just Fixed Islamic Terrorism for Good

  1. It is so sick to see Islamo-apologists fill the airwaves with, well, apologies obo Islamists, after every terror attack. Does the author know that Muslims have cleansed out non-Muslims wherever they found themselves in majority? 100%! That’s their ethnic cleansing record. The issue of hype-aggressiveness of Islamists and resulting carnage is very real and very bloody. They may channel their Islamo-apologism through opposition to an extreme idiot, but nonetheless, a. they are not objecting to the monstrosity that is pillaging people the world around, and b, they are preventing others from mounting defence. The author and the ilk are essentially cheerleaders for ISIS.

    1. Raj, I don’t think that you and I read the same article. Mr. Davis simply pointed out that Bryan Fischer has some wacky and ridiculous ideas. He made no apologies for Islamist. You really took an erroneous premise and ran with it to the extreme.

  2. Why stop at Muslims? Perhaps all immigrants need to be asked if they believe in invisible, imaginary beings, and denied entry if they do. Christians would like to think they are not terrorist material because they take their instructions from a benign spiritual being (LOL, which happens to be the same as the Muslim god). But as Sam Harris has said, if you live your life according to what you think your hairdryer is telling you to do – and it’s good – that’s one thing, but what if you then get a message from your hairdryer to go and do bad? The whole trouble is that you’re listening to your hairdryer in the first place.
    Bit of a problem, however, when your country’s already full of these wing nuts and you’re trying to stop more getting in……. and they keep on breeding!

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